Many of you are undoubtedly already familiar with the Abu Dhabi Combat Club and its decade-long history as the world’s most prestigious Submission Grappling tournament. Just as undoubtedly, you already pre-ordered your copies of the ADCC 2009 World Championships DVD Set that we just unleashed upon the world.

This message is for all of you lily-licking pantywaists out there who haven’t heard of the Abu Dhabi Combat Club, and those who for some unfathomable reason, haven’t yet ordered the DVD set of their own.

ADCC is like Street Fighter, only with remarkably fewer fireballs.